that guy in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture
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[x] stuck romancing the same asshole in a bioware game for the 900th time
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?